Joke of the Day: Sarcastic Remarks For Work
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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
And your crybaby whinny opinion would be…?
This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I’ll put shoes on my cats.
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
Can I trade this job for what’s behind door number 1?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I’m wrong.
Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?