Joke of the Day: Sarcastic Remarks For Work
Today’s joke by JokesBlogger.com
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
And your crybaby whinny opinion would be…?
This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I’ll put shoes on my cats.
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
Can I trade this job for what’s behind door number 1?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I’m wrong.
Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
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