Photo Story: Amidst the Storm Farouk Lawan Launches Book!

Photo Story: Amidst the Storm Farouk Lawan Launches Book!

Today we’ll be learning about “Farouk” d evidence taker. Who is Farouk?

Farouk (verb): To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video doctoring. Past tense: farouked – Example: To farouk is human

Farouker (Noun): A person who farouks – Example: The National Assembly is populated with diehard faroukers

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked – Example: The desperate contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business

Faroukiology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence – Example: The politician has a degree in Farouikology from the University of Corruption in Nigeria

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