Posts Tagged ‘CLASS’

FG Plans to Construct $650 Million World Class Hospital in Abuja

FG Plans to Construct $650 Million World Class Hospital in Abuja

In an effort to reduce the number of Nigerians travelling abroad for medical reasons regularly, the Federal Government is considering plans to construct a 1,687-bed-hospital, valued at $ 650 million in the Federal Capital Territory.

The hospital, to be named Abuja Medical City, is expected to be completed between 24 and 36 months.

A representative of IBT Group, promoters of the hospital project, Daniel Toledano told…

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UNILAG student sells his Kidney to Dean to graduate with a first class

UNILAG student sells his Kidney to Dean to graduate with a first class

A University of Lagos (UNILAG) student who couldn’t swap kidneys to save his father?s life confessed in the hospital that he sold one of his kidney to graduate with a first class.

The 24 years old boy recollected how he sold one of his kidneys to the dean of his faculty a few days before his convocation. He says he was being…

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Jack Wilshere is not world class yet – Michael Laudrup

Jack Wilshere is not world class yet – Michael Laudrup

Swansea’s coach, Michael Laudrup, has warned against putting too much pressure on Jack Wilshere, after the England international’s sublime volley sent his team out in the FA Cup third-round replay.

The 21-year-old, who was the obvious candidate for man of the match, once again stood out in the middle of the park, playing in a much advanced role. However, Laudrup says…

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Joke of the Day: Kindergarten Class

Joke of the Day: Kindergarten Class

Today’s joke by JokesBlogger.com

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his…

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Joke of the Day: Class Lesson

Joke of the Day: Class Lesson

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..”

“Yes,” the class said.

“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run…

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Joke of the Day: Fun times in Programming Class

Joke of the Day: Fun times in Programming Class

For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached between our computers and switched the inputs for the keyboards. She came back and started typing and immediately got a distressed look on her face. She called the teacher over and explained that…

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Joke of the Day: 6th grade class

Joke of the Day: 6th grade class

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, “What’s so funny,Tony?”

“I just saw one of your garters!”

“Get out of my classroom,” she yells, “I don’t want…

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9 Ways To Make A First Class In The University

9 Ways To Make A First Class In The University

It is true that the method of assuming academic success is not applicable to everybody. However, there are specific principles that you can follow in order to guarantee academic success during your time at the University. The department or course notwithstanding, earning a reputation for yourself with that CGPA or aiming to be the best in your faculty or the university depends on most of these frequently overlooked but…

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A-League Team of the Week: Week 20 – Class of Roar, Mariners rises to top

A-League Team of the Week: Week 20 – Class of Roar, Mariners rises to top

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Viewpoints: The ‘need’ to repeal CLASS; Squaring Romney’s poverty and tax promises

Viewpoints: The ‘need’ to repeal CLASS; Squaring Romney’s poverty and tax promises

Politico: Repeal Ponzi Scheme Known As CLASSAs a physician, I treated hundreds of patients who needed long-term care including ones with Alzheimer’s. More than 13.5 million seniors could have this disease by 2040. Middle-class families remain dangerously unprepared for these costs. Some people will likely spend more than $ 100,000 on care. The fictional CLASS daily benefit…