A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico City.
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
“What is that you just served?” he asked the waiter.
“Ah senor, you have excellent taste!” the waiter replied. “Those are called Cojones…