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Joke of the Day: Chemical formula

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Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What is the chemical formula for water?”

Little Johnny replies, “HIJKLMNO”!!

The teacher, puzzled, asks, “What on Earth are you talking about?”

Little Johnny replies, “Yesterday you said it was H to O!”

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Joke of the Day: Cop on horseback

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On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, “Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?” The kid says, “Yeah.” The cop says, “Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike.” The cop then…

Joke of the Day: Blind Man

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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior was that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.

In the middle of the project,…

Joke of the Day: Tour of hospital

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The queen of England was visiting a top hospital, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.”Oh my god!”, said the Queen, “That’s disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???”The doctor leading the tour explains, “I’m sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he…

Joke of the Day: Mohawk

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A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolored hair that’s green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he’s without shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright feathers.

He sits down in the only vacant seat, …

Joke of the Day: Statues

Today’s joke by JokesBlogger.com

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.

“You’ve been such exemplary statues,” he announced to them, “and I’m going to give you a special gift. I’m going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you…

Joke of the Day: Car accident

Today’s joke by JokesBlogger.com

Three friends Ted, Tom, & Bill die in a car accident, and upon their arrival to heaven, they are all asked,

“When you are in your casket and family and friends are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?”

Ted says, “I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time,…

Joke of the Day: Drunk on the Floor

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A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a pub and fell flat on his face onto the hardwood floor.

“Maybe all I need is some fresh air,” thought the man as he crawled out the back to the pub’s patio.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first onto the patio floor.

“Screw it,”…

Joke of the Day: At the Bus Stop

Today’s joke by JokesBlogger.com

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a stunningly beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight black leather mini skirt with matching leather boots and jacket.

As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg…