Joke of the Day: No More Shopping at Target

Today’s joke by JokesBlogger.com

My wife can be a little demanding at times. For example, she insists that I accompany her when she wants to do some shopping at Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I find shopping to be more than a little boring and I prefer to get in and get the stuff I want and go. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she…

Another Access Bank staff slumped and died trying to meet ‘unrealistic’ target

Another staff of Access Bank, Caleb Ogbonnaya is dead. He died while on duty on Monday September 03 2012. He reportedly slumped and died at his Oyin Jolayemi,Lagos Office.

Just as in the case of 29 year old Solabomi Olugbemi of the Retail Business Unit barely two weeks ago,…

Modric a top target for Real Madrid – report

Tottenham’s Croatia international Luka Modric has reportedly emerged as one of the top targets in Real Madrid’s summer transfer plans, with Jose Mourinho and Florentino Perez both resolved to make an approach for the 26-year-old.

According to Marca, both the president and the coach of the Liga champions believe that Modric, formerly of Dinamo Zagreb before completing a €16.5 million…

Schalke reportedly target Tottenham’s Rafael van der Vaart

Schalke are weighing up the merits of a summer move for Tottenham midfielder Rafael van der Vaart, Bild reports.The German newspaper claims the Gelsenkirchen-based club have been locked in talks with Van Der Vaart’s agent as they wish to pair the 29-year-old with prolific striker Klaas-Jan Huntelaar.

Van Der Vaart was close to joining Schalke in…

‘2015 mass literacy target doubtful’

May 29, 2012 by John Alechenu and Mustapha Salihu

The Senate Committee on Education has expressed doubt about the feasibility of Nigeria’s desire to attain its mass literacy goals by 2015.

Vice-Chairman of the committee, Prof. Olusola Adeyeye, said this while responding to…

Manchester United target Shinji Kagawa: It’d be good to play in the Premier League

Shinji Kagawa says it’d be “good to play in the Premier League” but remains undecided on his future after arriving in Japan early on Wednesday morning following a whirlwind trip to Manchester where he met with United boss Sir Alex Ferguson.

The 23-year-old Borussia Dortmund attacking midfielder has become hot property after the club’s sporting director Michael Zorc…

Velez Sarsfield 1-1 Atletico Nacional: Fernandez on target as Argentines ensure Copa Libertadores progression

A 1-1 draw with Atletico Nacional was enough for Velez Sarsfield to ensure progression from the last 16 of the Copa Libertadores in Liniers.

The hosts extended their one-goal aggregate lead when Augusto Fernandez netted early in the second half. They then survived a late scare after Luis Mosquera equalised with a stunning free kick, but it was too little…

Udinese 1-3 Inter: Sneijder and Alvarez on target as Stramaccioni’s men edge closer to third

Inter triumphed 3-1 over Udinese at the Stadio Friuli to move within three points of the final Champions League qualifying spot in Serie A.

The home side opened the scoring with a smashing effort from Danilo after six minutes, but a gaffe from Samir Handanovic allowed Andrea Stramaccioni’s men to draw level through Wesley Sneijder only moments later….

‘Tottenham are an amazing club & I want to play in the Premier League’ – Spurs target Jan Vertonghen

By Greg Stobart

Ajax star Jan Vertonghen has described Tottenham as an “amazing club” and spoken of his desire to play in the Premier League next season.

Goal.com understands Spurs are leading a host of English clubs in the race to sign Vertonghen and held talks with Ajax over a move for the €11.8 million-rated (£10m) defender…