Eku Edewor is multiracial, Ministry of Health warns

Lagos – Following shocking trends uncovered by a leading market research company, the Federal Ministry of Health has warned Nigerians that TV presenter Eku Edewor is multiracial.

Researchers first noticed a strong correlation between Miss Edewor’s TV appearances and sales of skin bleaching creams.

Further investigation then revealed sudden spikes in sales of such creams anytime the actor cum model cum presenter cum lepa is featured on websites such as Bellanaija.com.

It was eventually deduced that the trend is down to Nigerian men and women erroneously assuming Miss Edewor’s light skin was achieved through chemical enhancement.

Concerned over the implications of their findings, the analysts turned over their report to the ministry of health and the ministry has since issued the warning that Miss Edewor is multiracial and no amount of bleaching cream or Egyptian cream can make a black African’s skin to look like hers.

-Jowo Mabinu

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